From the Bazaar under Sinai: Matot-Masei or how to steal an entire country without actually showing up for work

From Chabad.org: Matot-Masei in a NutshellNumbers 30:2–36:13The name of the Parshah, “Matot,” means “Tribes,” andthe name of the Parshah, “Masei,” means “Journeys,”. Moses conveys the laws governing the annulment of vows to the heads of the tribes of Israel. War is waged against Midian for their role in plotting the moral destruction of Israel, and…

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News flash special: decision made to allow a document stating the purpose of a group of people towards a common end. They want to try to talk to the plants for a change.

It seems the words of a fellow who happened to be too damn quick and snapped up a property that had hair to for been unknown as even being for sale to her creepy as fuck neighbors. Thus our Challenger appeared and thus we are here today for this last little bit of theater of…

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Baystars 3 Carp 1

I think the Japanese bring suffering to new levels. I try to walk the fine line between Zen perfectionism and masochistic obsessive compulsive problems. I don’t mean to generalize or objectify. This is not the point. I’m just saying that I love watching Japanese baseball but this is a new level of torture to have…

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Breaking winds: lightsaber hurleys produced in Belliya connect for the longest three ever hit.

After rigorous testing resulting in only a few mild injuries, two rather serious burns but only one death, Gabriella Kholdyourbreathova herself, the fine upstanding member of the all women’s PiNKS (пішов на хуй сам) southern division hurling club and well known for her long distance hurls, connected with the multinational ride in front of great…

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A letter from the editor concerning the upcoming elections and our competence to even consider such things

Is Donald Trump competent? I decided to start by googling this concept because generally speaking, Google is pretty honest to my mind. There is the commercial aspect of the world and how much space that controls in our bandwidth. But the general algorithm does seem to believe that the world is better believing in ecology…

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И кстати доживая вода прямая не может пить

Подкошерный инспекция, нашёл что много чего нет натуральный в дождевая воды. То есть, у нас слишком полуция. Внимание, осторожно вообще поведу отношения природа. Не мешай ну съезжай ну наверное нам уже нужно фильтры. Это всем. И кому нужно без деньги всё получает. И больше не нужны машина нельзя. Милиция ждут. И всё. Чек будет. И…

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