I’m putting together a volume called baseball and there is a passage that concerns Mr Trevor Bauer who is currently pitching lights out down in Mexico. You can check out the post here. A short visit with Trevor Bauer While you’re there, we have a couple of new and interesting movies available at the Utopian…
Well here is the thing, they decided to make marijuana legal in Germany. Here is what Google will get you if you can’t figure out how to do it yourself. What does this mean? It means that the children of the original Nazis have decided to decriminalize something that is a very pleasant thing to…
This is kind of a difficult subject to put together in a reasonably short essay so I’m not going to go deeply into the minutia of each individual line of thought but more try and give an overview to a single thought concerning drugs. To even use the word drugs is to influence people. We…
Our ever challenging staff of news hounds here at the Utopian! have uncovered some seriously devious business from the previously thought virginal Shohei Ohtani. Though the entirety of the United States agreed unilaterally that there was no greater baseball player humanly possible then this young man who could both pitch and hit. He was really…
After diligent and uncompromising work by the staff of the Utopian!, Ultra-Famous, ridiculously rich and still pretty attractive pop singer extraordinaire Taylor Swift has been found swiping songs yet again. With a nose for news seldom found even amongst the hounds of the wealthy, the Utopian! demanded to hear the truth. And we got it….
It’s true. It happened. We seen it and we know it and now you do too. Golly. Can you imagine such a thing? So there he was, our illustrious publisher himself, standing there, well, actually he was sitting there but it was kind of standing there in a genuinely vibrant and masculine sort of way…
A well-known but at the moment preferring to remain anonymous super super genie Godzilla brain scientist who basically just wipes the floor with Magnuson just for a warm up during breakfast tea has discovered the flaw in the ointment. You can’t play a decent Jewish game on a four-sided commitment. And thus opens up a…
Scientists in the former Soviet Union have discovered that marijuana residue lasts a lifetime. In one case study, it was found that the worldview that comes with the ingestion of marijuana stayed with one person literally decades after ingesting this naturally growing substance. Doctors determined that the effects remained because of the amount of body…