Scientists in the former Soviet Union have discovered that marijuana residue lasts a lifetime.
In one case study, it was found that the worldview that comes with the ingestion of marijuana stayed with one person literally decades after ingesting this naturally growing substance. Doctors determined that the effects remained because of the amount of body fat the candidate carried with him. Marijuana adheres to fat and therefore the candidate simply carried it with him. And in moments where choices needed to be made, marijuana was still there in his system helping determine those choices.
This is hope for those who opposed the Empire and all it stands for. If even one exposure is enough, the empire has no chance.
Fuck Russian scientists!
I know what you mean. You go in there looking for something good and helpful and you get this instead.