Breaking winds: nuclear winter has arrived – thousands will die unless intervention from public services does its job

Transportation stops:

Disease control:

Maximum lockdown on movement:

Marijuana wins in the election:

The president of course is all in because being outside in the fresh air is all we ever need.

Putin is advised globally:

The truth of the psychosis is made clear:

It was getting even for being raped so many times that he just wanted them to know what it felt like to have been raped really well.

Global counsel agrees to 100% military disarmament:

People who live in cities confined to cities:

People in outlying areas confined to outlying areas:

The government council moves with the speed of the greatest internet reception in the history of the planet Earth. prognosis: zero hunger and cancer on the decline.

Naked yoga teachers available online:

Dice baseball leagues become all the rage for both men and women. It is illegal to have a Los Angeles logo anywhere at any time. This is known as a Trevor Bauer. It means box office poison and no one would ever watch this game so they agree that this is a nuance of playing a beautiful game of baseball.

However, during dice baseball games, you CAN pimp everything.

Major League Baseball however returns to its original form. There is now a rope around the perimeter and two ropes showing the foul lines. Remember, part of the game is not to trip on the rope. Estadia Universal recommends that the groundskeepers can kick the ropes in a little bit to designate if you can catch it or not. Don’t cross the rope. The stadium itself is really a monumental piece of permaculture. Instead of a place of universal sickness, it is actually a very pastoral location that serves a monumentally lovely ecological function to its surrounding region as well as serving the needs of the athletic minded community and horticulturalists who enjoy the possibilities of the establishment. And besides, where could there possibly be more interesting places to go for urban gardeners than a baseball game. As you are wandering from tree to tree and plant to plant seeing if any of them are not quite all right, feel free to press the button on your app.  You’ll find out how many people have agreed with you. You’re probably right and we love it that you looked. And of course, you have to watch the baseball game because we don’t want any foul balls hitting the plants. That’s why we bring our canvas and hemp gloves every time. Words to the wise. Never forget your vegan glove when you go to the stadium to check out the flora and the fauna. And stop lying about your boyfriend always being safe. You’re supposed to be a judge, not a Studebaker.

Bean walls take over everything.

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