A certain well-known but mostly underground scientist has recently sent out a press release saying that having stupid friends shortens one’s life expectancy. This study came to me unexpectedly underneath a burrito I had purchased. But while I was chewing, I started reading what was on the paper and gadzooks, we had a genuine story….
It seems as though teamwork from the female side of the field is causing quite a stir in the local restoration business. Despite threats of constant violence and economic warfare fought at levels only before seeing during American benevolence abroad, our pesky but resolute band of bodacious bicyclists have raised the bar in personal service….
It’s hard for me to find something particularly specific to say about this video except to say that I am speaking. I mean, I’m not claiming to be an influencer here, I’m saying that I think exactly like him. However, I think all thinking that matches up, especially in times such as we have, might…
After rigorous testing resulting in only a few mild injuries, two rather serious burns but only one death, Gabriella Kholdyourbreathova herself, the fine upstanding member of the all women’s PiNKS (пішов на хуй сам) southern division hurling club and well known for her long distance hurls, connected with the multinational ride in front of great…
Well-known and highly accredited scientists have recently discovered a connection between the dreaded Parkinson’s disease and not doing a fucking thing about it. At a well funded yet highly secret laboratory, a band of pesky but will meaning scientists have found that physically taxing your muscles to their extreme creates a calmness that otherwise would…
While vying for the title of worst ecological peninsula on the planet Earth, the Tampa Bay Times have finally proven that the American dream was a lie, theft is simply proof of property after you blink and open your eyes again and acts of heroism are regarded as insignificant against the possibility of making Facebook…
After the success of the all Hurley Walnut bashing festival, Hurley golf has been accepted as a non Olympic sport forever and ever for those clever enough to play the game of one club golf. The change came about as a result of a lightning strike in the middle of an official hurling match, which…
Scientists in the former Soviet Union have discovered that marijuana residue lasts a lifetime. In one case study, it was found that the worldview that comes with the ingestion of marijuana stayed with one person literally decades after ingesting this naturally growing substance. Doctors determined that the effects remained because of the amount of body…