Editor’s note: We should make a reference to a film and a book from the 1970s. Being from the 1970s, I have read this book and it was pretty sinister and descriptive about bomb making and terrorist attack planning. It’s actually worth the read actually if you think getting into the details of such ideas like making a bomb big enough to blow up a stadium full of people should be in the public domain as a piece of writing and as a subsequent Hollywood film. Here’s a link to the Google for this idea
Our fearless and relentless Utopian! staff was immediately informed despite a really strange latency in the electronics about some strange strangeness only many times thought of before such great gatherings. The internet was alite with less than light conversation about the imminent possibility of nothingness or everythingness or something really full of fuckedupedness. An event so horrible to consider that one felt really horrible having to consider it.
And here our diligent and persnickety staff had to deal with the first of so many delicate decisions that we have decided only to solve them by flipping a coin. We cannot say the words if the coin does not say that we can. But if the coin says that it’s okay to tell you what this argument is, then we shall do so. God be with us all. Let us know flip the coin of knowledge of the future.
Nope. Not telling. Okay. Let’s go. It seems that in Las Vegas they are planning something of an event connected to… Just a second… Shit. I’m going to ask for a small qualification on whether I can even ballpark this. Oops. No. I didn’t say anything. What do you mean I said something? I said ballpark?!? But nobody knew we were talking about a ball…
Okay. Everybody’s calm. I think though we have all decided to get rid of these coins. There is something really weird about flipping a coin to get an answer. So because we ourselves cannot actually come to the conclusion that we need to say this thing we need to say for a very specific reason that we also cannot say because we do have journalistic ethics and we do have this problem and we do need to talk to you about it but we’re not sure if talking about it will exacerbate the problem. Or even create a problem that didn’t earlier exist because that’s the fucked up thing about being writers. If people are actually reading us, God help us all if the writer digs violence.
So nevertheless, perhaps we should come back to this story again a little later when we know a little bit more about it. In the meantime, one of the staff has noticed that they still have some echinacea for him on wildberries. It might also be possible to pick up a couple of sets of dice. Maybe we would be better off rolling the dice instead of playing a dangerous game. Especially when the weather outside is really really cold and so much, so so so very much seems to be at stake.
Updates will come to this story at regular intervals that have not been set up or discussed or even agreed to.
