Scandal: breaking news from the science department: Baseball might be a mistake!

A well-known but at the moment preferring to remain anonymous super super genie Godzilla brain scientist who basically just wipes the floor with Magnuson just for a warm up during breakfast tea has discovered the flaw in the ointment. You can’t play a decent Jewish game on a four-sided commitment.

And thus opens up a brand new world. True, we have the center line. But we are not supposed to proceed at 90° angles but instead at 60°. The angle to infinity is not 90. That’s restrictive. Baseball is 2/3. The world is 2/3. Two 2/3s and a day off a week makes. This entire mistake is predicated on the fact that we gave a Christian a basically Jewish concept to play with.

We have a game to play at Candlestick Park and then we have a game to play at Utopian Stadium. Two baseball games to see if we have figured out how to play this game. But I think that when we get to Utopia Stadium, we might be looking at a slightly different game. It’d be interesting to see how that one plays out.

And if you want to know what this field might look like, we have done the work to figure it out. Sorry, we went ahead and branded it right away. Here is the new layout for the new baseball field for the future or at least how we have it planned.

Just $49.95 and this one is yours.

Let’s keep us all posted…

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