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Science on the rise: 3 day underwear zoom conference on shit skids planned – Solar and wind people see the light and crank up the gas – Universal symbiosis movement simply beginning to exist

Green20219 months ago016 mins

The relentlessly brave and remarkably overworked staff of the Utopian! has once again burst through the gates of the hollowed halls of the Empire itself to attend press conferences where questions and answers would be available. Let no one question the integrity of the Utopian! for it is us, all of us, who give us…

News flash special: decision made to allow a document stating the purpose of a group of people towards a common end. They want to try to talk to the plants for a change.

Green20219 months ago9 months ago028 mins

It seems the words of a fellow who happened to be too damn quick and snapped up a property that had hair to for been unknown as even being for sale to her creepy as fuck neighbors. Thus our Challenger appeared and thus we are here today for this last little bit of theater of…

The vernal equinox

Green20219 months ago9 months ago07 mins

Hi. Welcome to the vernal equinox. It’s about right now. This is us entering into springtime. Springtime is nice. Lots of good stuff happens during the spring. Today is the spring equinox. It means this is spring. In the Northern Hemisphere the vernal equinox falls about March 20 or 21, as the Sun crosses the…

Flash from the Utopian! G assaulted. Sends them packing with words to the wise like a boss

Green20219 months ago9 months ago02 mins

Our illustrious publisher has been challenged publicly. And publicly he has faced the challenge. The region agrees that a choice is clear. G gets the office. Listen to G or you are really not going to like the results. Editor’s note: for what happened as clearly reported as possible as well as some other news…

Scandal: Shohei Ohtani caught cheating – exposed as a fascist – reviled by the Japanese – challenged internationally over every aspect of his game – statements coming soon from his wife – Trevor Bauer to blame for everything

Green20219 months ago9 months ago016 mins

Our ever challenging staff of news hounds here at the Utopian! have uncovered some seriously devious business from the previously thought virginal Shohei Ohtani. Though the entirety of the United States agreed unilaterally that there was no greater baseball player humanly possible then this young man who could both pitch and hit. He was really…

Breaking winds: nuclear winter has arrived – thousands will die unless intervention from public services does its job

Green20219 months ago9 months ago05 mins

Transportation stops: Disease control: Maximum lockdown on movement: Marijuana wins in the election: The president of course is all in because being outside in the fresh air is all we ever need. Putin is advised globally: The truth of the psychosis is made clear: It was getting even for being raped so many times that…

In-depth reporting: the Utopian! Hangs with the underground as they go tire slashing for peace

Green20219 months ago9 months ago011 mins

I am here tonight with Bimba Bortulaqua. Bimba is leading the league in tire slashes this year. We thought we would catch up to him to get some words about his rather awesome technique. Can you tell us exactly how long you have been slashing tires? I’m not going to lie, it was one of…

Breaking winds: the world calls for G to run for any office anywhere in the world

Green20219 months ago9 months ago01 mins

Updates to follow…

Christopher Hitchens

Green20219 months ago7 months ago03 mins

Sometimes I just get tired of talking and thinking and I like to listen to other people talk and think. But not like I’m looking for someone to tell me how to live but someone who tells me about the people who tell us how to live. This is where Christopher Hitchens actually shines. As…

A domino just went over

Green20219 months ago9 months ago024 mins

Independence it seems has come like a wave over the town of Pinsk. Changes are occurring left and right and soon, there might even be genuine hope for a better future. News of this has come to me from a taxi driver working for the Russian Yandex corporation and little t, operating independently for the…

Just a brief blog entry about the curious effect of factory tobacco cigarettes

Green20219 months ago9 months ago022 mins

They say it’s -1 right now but it’s very clear. Not a cloud in the sky. I didn’t feel like sitting inside anymore. I was feeling antsy all over my body and just wanted to go outside. I’ll be honest with you, it’s hard for me to go outside. The damage done by the neighbors…

Come on!

Green20219 months ago9 months ago04 mins

All right, I admit I get dark and I get by with a little help from my friends. I can’t stand it. I can’t stand it. First of all, I’ve never turned on the automatic translator until today for these guys. But they were setting up to do something like a serious podcast wearing black…

Breaking winds: Scandal in Africa! Global warming found to be racist in nature

Green20219 months ago9 months ago013 mins

The 2020–present Horn of Africa drought is an ongoing drought that hit the countries of Somalia, Ethiopia, and Kenya. The rainy season of 2022 was recorded to be the driest in over 40 years, with an estimated 43,000 in Somalia dying in 2022. Wiki search about drought in Africa An unquenchable thirst to discover the…

Scandal: Taylor Swift has stolen another one!

Green20219 months ago9 months ago019 mins

After diligent and uncompromising work by the staff of the Utopian!, Ultra-Famous, ridiculously rich and still pretty attractive pop singer extraordinaire Taylor Swift has been found swiping songs yet again. With a nose for news seldom found even amongst the hounds of the wealthy, the Utopian! demanded to hear the truth. And we got it….

The Stone Masons come to grips with homosexuality and other such matters of importance

Green20219 months ago028 mins

It was the circle that they would form at the end of the day that really held them together as brothers. To say the word brothers was perhaps incorrect. Females sat in the circle because they too enjoy the work of using stone as a building tool. These circles whereas important to everyone as the…

The Record

Green202110 months ago10 months ago016 mins

There is an argument on the table as to whether or not we should be using The Utopian! to air our rather sketchy underwear in public. To this answer we remain nonplussed. There is too much to say and we do not know how to say it. It seems that things have come to pass…

Greening the Sahara

Green202110 months ago10 months ago06 mins

Here is a video from Andrew Millison that talks about a gigantic agricultural project across Africa designed to keep the Sahara desert from encroaching southward. According to the information in this video, the Sahara desert has grown 10% in the last hundred years. The result of the damage and the desertification has everything to do…

Breaking winds: possibility of global peace finally arrived at; G has been called to play dice with the president to finally bring an end to the war

Green202110 months ago07 mins

It’s true. It happened. We seen it and we know it and now you do too. Golly. Can you imagine such a thing? So there he was, our illustrious publisher himself, standing there, well, actually he was sitting there but it was kind of standing there in a genuinely vibrant and masculine sort of way…

Scandal: breaking news from the science department: Baseball might be a mistake!

Green202110 months ago10 months ago02 mins

A well-known but at the moment preferring to remain anonymous super super genie Godzilla brain scientist who basically just wipes the floor with Magnuson just for a warm up during breakfast tea has discovered the flaw in the ointment. You can’t play a decent Jewish game on a four-sided commitment. And thus opens up a…

What is the state of the environmental crisis?

Green202110 months ago05 mins

Here we have a simple Google search. Sometimes you just have to ask a question in order to get an answer. I think it’s a boat this more than anything. Teaching English is kind of strange in this way that people don’t really understand that a language is not just made of statements. You can…

Some sober talk about the gridiron

Green202110 months ago10 months ago058 mins

I think we might need to create a new heading called nostalgia. I have some pictures in my head that are asking to be put together to make a very specific point about the use of alcohol in conjunction with anything. And it has to do with both playing sports and observing sports and living…

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